Knights

Questing Knights of the Realm

These are terrible!

Sir Geoffrey the Blue

Wants to die nobly and pointlessly for a worthy cause

Lady Scoots of Necker's End

Collects a legal but highly unfair tax on commerce

Baron Joan the Brave

Accompanies travellers (and sing endlessly jolly songs)

Lady Scoots the Merciless

Commands travellers to pay a visit to a nearby castle

Warrior-Lord Geromina the Pure

Accompanies travellers (and bores them with tales

Knights of Legend

These are terrible!

Sir Giles Roquefort

Any non-knight in armour must die

Sings hymns

Lady Turbellina

Seeks a cure for a poisoned lord

Old and forgetful

Sir Malfang of Gurpt

Prepares a feast that will summon an angel

Accompanied by hunting dogs

Lady June Weaver

Wreaks terrible revenge on all murderers

Wields an enormous hammer

Sir Frank the Giantslayer

Seeks the Five Stones of Svendelbart

Old and forgetful